 Latest columns by Frederick Meekins, Page 9 |
» Elites Endanger Humanities Position Atop The Food Chain
For years, enemies of mankind such as Steve Irwin and Jeff Corwin have duped the American people into believing we have nothing to fear from allowing megafauna to trundle unimpeded across the face of the continent. On these propaganda pieces disguise... read more
• August 25, 2006
• Social Issues |
» Trendy Village Seeks To Banish The Pleasingly Plump
According to reports, a trendy Chicago suburb voted "the sexiest suburb in America" may be on the verge of banishing from its venues of commerce those not conforming to arbitrarily contrived body aesthetics. Lane Bryant, a retailer known fo... read more
• August 18, 2006
• Social Issues |
» Hints Revealed Why Border Left Wide Open
Ben Franklin is attributed with saying that those desiring safety above liberty deserve neither safety nor liberty. If one particular proposal being suggested as a potential solution to the seemingly insurmountable immigration problem is implemented,... read more
• August 5, 2006
• Political |
» Don't Do As I Do
As many age and grow saddened that the pleasures of this life diminish and are to soon come to an end, they often cope with this existential crisis by criticizing the young for behaviors they themselves use to participate in and wish for future gener... read more
• July 25, 2006
• Political |
» School Meal Program Causes Imbalance In Delicate Family Ecology
From ecology, it has been learned that a complex interplay of factors and forces results in the balance of nature that environmentalists insist can be easily thrown out of whack should any one of these readings stray too far from the optimal norms. A... read more
• July 19, 2006
• Social Issues |
» Guilty Until Proven Innocent
In the commonwealth where Patrick Henry intoned, "Give me liberty or give me death" there is considerably less liberty to die for. A Virginia law is requiring colleges and universities in the Old Dominion to hand over the names and social s... read more
• July 1, 2006
• Social Issues |
» Rift Develops Between Evangelical Homeschoolers & Constitutional Individualists
Homeschool guru Kevin Swanson has decided to cast aspersions on Alex Jones of Inforwars.com and PrisonPlanet.com. Swanson commenced his attack on the 6/2/06 broadcast of his program Generations Radio because Jones posted a story daring to suggest tha... read more
• June 22, 2006
• Education |
» Who Are The Vigilantes?
Liberal propagandists have conditioned the American people to believe that the Minutemen Project consists of vigilantes out to undermine the law, compromise good social order, and the sense of fairness essential to the character of the United States.... read more
• June 16, 2006
• Political |
» Local Home Depot Employee Foments Linguistic Subversion
Though no doubt irritated by the practice, most Americans pretty much put up with the number of businesses and public utilities providing services in both English and Spanish, often with the interloping tongue regularly showcased as the primary mode ... read more
• June 15, 2006
• Social Issues |
» Apparently There Are Some Things The American Bible Society Won't Publish
According to the Associated Press and UPI, the American Bible Society has refused to print an order of Bibles with "Jesus Loves Porn Stars" emblazoned across the cover to be handed out to adult film stars by XXXchurch.com at locations acros... read more
• June 5, 2006
• Social Issues |
» Artists No More Important Than The Rest Of Us
In a market economy, those with socially valuable skills and abilities are monetarily rewarded in free exchange for their services or the goods that they produce. Those whose aptitudes do not fulfill some kind of broader demand or need are forced to ... read more
• May 31, 2006
• Social Issues |
» Scientists Suggest Bestiality
A comical reworking of "Happy Birthday To You" ends, "You look like a monkey and you act like one too." If certain scientists have their way, that ditty might very well come to be seen as something akin to a racial slur. It is rep... read more
• May 24, 2006
• Social Issues |
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