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by J. Matt Barber
Matt Barber, Director of Cultural Affairs with both Liberty Counsel and Liberty Alliance Action issued the following statement on News that the left-wing United Church of Christ (UCC) and other quasi-Christian liberal groups are calling for the Feder... read more
• November 5, 2009 |
 | » Shut Down Government BEFORE Constitutional Crisis!
by Rev. Austin Miles
It is on its way whether we like it or not. America is facing a Constitutional Crisis that has already begun. Voices are becoming more insistent that Obama prove that he was born in The United States of America. There are also talks of treason and im... read more
• November 5, 2009 |
 | » Organ Thieves, Hyperfeminized Football & White House Maoists: Headline Potpourri #10
by Frederick Meekins
Congress is considering authorization of a tax deduction for pet expenses of up to $3500. Frankly, if you can't afford to pay for your pet, you have no business owning a pet. Why should the rest of us have to pick up the tab for this? And unlike chil... read more
• November 5, 2009 |
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| » Comrade Obama and His Czars
by Rev. Austin Miles
The Funk & Wagnalls Dictionary defines a Czar as: "1.) An emperor or king; one of the former emperors of Russia; 2.) An absolute ruler; despot." This has never been a term used in The United States of America, a free country and democracy. It has, up... read more
• October 26, 2009 |
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| » Here He Comes: Mr. Universe
by J. Matt Barber
OK, this is just too easy. You have to ask: Did the Norwegian Nobel Committee devise a secret plot to completely marginalize President Obama in the international community (I mean, beyond that which he's already managed on his own)? Seriously, by awa... read more
• October 16, 2009 |
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| » BREAKING! Missing Link of Obama Nativity Found!
by Rev. Austin Miles
A newspaper in Kenya has verified that Obama was born there. There was absolutely no question that Kenya was the place of his birth. Since the controversy of Obama's eligibility by birth threatens his presidency, Kenya newspapers have scrubbed (censo... read more
• October 16, 2009 |
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| » Liberal Newspaper Deliberately Axes Important Part of Law They Quoted
by Rev. Austin Miles
The democrat-socialist-backed Washington Post has entered the fray of a First Amendment battle to remove all symbols of the Christian Faith from public view, based on 'an offensive' cross placed on a rock in a remote area of the Mojave Desert, This f... read more
• October 16, 2009 |
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| » Rectal Bombs, Bono Dreck & Obama Full Of It
by Frederick Meekins
Travelers often grumble about security measures at airports requiring them to remove belts and shoes as precautions to detect explosives. Such inconveniences may seem like something from the quaint past in light of a new strategy developed by Al Qaed... read more
• October 16, 2009 |
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| » Deluded Restaurateur, Bigoted Anti-White Environmentalist & Montel Bong Hits
by Frederick Meekins
Michael Savage has been dropped from a station in his hometown of San Francisco. As the Bible says, a prophet is without honor in his own land. It is claimed the move was made because the station wanted to go in a different philosophical direction wi... read more
• October 14, 2009 |
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| » Obama Gluts On Ten Ounce Burger
by Frederick Meekins
Those who have bent their knee in homage to our nation's magnanimous liege will no doubt one day denounce me in a People's Court (not the TV show but rather a Soviet-style show trial) for daring to nitpick the Chosen One to this extent. However, it i... read more
• September 25, 2009 |
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| » Gadhafi Exposes Obama Ineligibility
by Rev. Austin Miles
There has been growing interest and speculation regarding the eligibility of The One who currently sits in The Oval Office. To be a presidential candidate, it is clearly explained in the Constitution that to even run for election for the high office,... read more
• September 25, 2009 |
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| » Qaddaffi Scum, Kennedy Commie & Gov Jungle Gyms: Headline Potpourri #7
by Frederick Meekins
Obama wants to defame September 11th by highlighting the occasion as a day of service and downplaying the attack upon America. So if one questions compulsory voluntarism, one will be anathematized as a contingency operation instigator. We're not supp... read more
• September 11, 2009 |
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